1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,172 Erstwhile on Fargo... 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,207 You going by the autopsy later? 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,808 They glued his nose and mouth shut. 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,211 Are we thinking cause of death is somehow a cliffhanger? 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,180 Is that the box you took from ennis'? 6 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,214 Uh-huh. 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,750 So, you figure this Thaddeus mobley fella 8 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:17,994 had something to do with the murder? 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,019 I should say so, 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,055 seeing as how ennis stussy 11 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,557 and this Thaddeus mobley are one and the same. 12 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,759 I know he wasn't from around here. 13 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,761 It's kind of, to be honest, a mystery. 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,997 Ennis moved to Eden valley in 1980. 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,441 But I think he may have changed his name 16 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:32,600 before he moved here. 17 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,535 Did you ever hear of Thaddeus mobley 18 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:35,569 out of Los Angeles? 19 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,638 No, I'm afraid not. 20 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,269 Hi, uh, could I get a... 21 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:10,904 Joachim. 22 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,309 One cube. 23 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,911 And, uh, whatever this big swinging dick 24 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,313 over here is drinking. 25 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:22,116 Oh, no, that's... I just wanted a cream soda. 26 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,618 I'm not much of a drinker, in point of fact. 27 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:25,653 Ah. 28 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:26,754 Well, maybe that's why 29 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,889 you are the award-winning writer. 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,167 Saving some of those brain cells 31 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,725 for the page. 32 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,802 How about a nice cream soda 33 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,563 for my new amigo Thaddeus over here? 34 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,831 Do you prefer "Thaddeus", or, uh... 35 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,267 Uh, tad. Thanks. 36 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,635 But how'd you know my name? 37 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,674 You are the cheddar, kid. Get used to it. 38 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,376 Wait, the what? 39 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,111 You know, you're the cheddar. The cheese. 40 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,281 Howard Zimmerman. 41 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,849 Producer. 42 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,351 Oh. 43 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,952 So, let me ask you, 44 00:01:58,986 --> 00:01:59,996 you ever think about turning that... 45 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,622 That book of yours into a movie? 46 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,025 "The planet wyh." 47 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,695 Bob redford is the robot. 48 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:08,862 Hold the phone. 49 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,432 You're saying you wanna turn my book into a movie? 50 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,566 Uh, no, bubeleh. 51 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,936 I'm saying I want you to turn your book 52 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,571 into a major motion picture. 53 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,115 Colossal. 54 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,188 Mr. Zimmerman! Mr. Mobley! 55 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,554 Hold up the dingus for me and say "ufo"! 56 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,589 Hey, kid. 57 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,923 Over here. 58 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,762 Ah. 59 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:19,967 You like? 60 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,571 Yeah. 61 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,141 Doll! Come back. I want you to meet somebody. 62 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,258 Hi. I'm... 63 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,260 This is the genius I was telling you about. 64 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:47,895 You're killing me, Howie. 65 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,229 Can we go eat already? 66 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,098 All right, sure. Just give me a sec, sweetie. 67 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,132 Sit down. 68 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,806 So, how's my screenplay coming along? 69 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,441 Oh, um, 70 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,476 you know, it's... It's pretty good, actually. 71 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,378 I just... I thought I would be here 72 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,879 maybe a week or two, you know. 73 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,581 And the motel's getting pretty expensive. 74 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,451 Relax, kid. I got you covered, totally. 75 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,620 Just make sure you keep all your receipts. 76 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,987 Mr. Beatty for you, sir. 77 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,291 Warren! Mi amigo, mi compadre. 78 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,068 Yeah. All right, don't tell me. Let me guess. 79 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,028 You read it, you loved it. Am I lying? 80 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,164 No, no, I know. It's dynamite, isn't it? 81 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,100 They call it a "space opera," if you can believe that. 82 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,436 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 83 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,813 No, the kid is banging out the screenplay 84 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,204 now as we speak. 85 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,675 So, listen, is yablans gonna let you out? 86 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,109 Oh, Christ. 87 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,812 No, no, no. I understand. No, it's fine. 88 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,181 Next time, bubeleh, next time, right? 89 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,316 For sure. 90 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,651 Right. Bye. 91 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,254 What happened? 92 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,857 Beatty's under contract at Paramount. 93 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,992 Short of us greasing a few palms, 94 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,061 so to speak, he's not going anywhere. 95 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,530 You mean bribes? 96 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,366 Jesus, keep your voice down, would you? 97 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,668 Look, it's just tit for tat out here. 98 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,503 That's how business is done. 99 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,373 Now, look, you know that I'm no Mother Teresa, 100 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,842 but after divorce number three, this tit is pretty tapped out. 101 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,844 We're gonna have to find, 102 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,846 I don't know, some other Avenue. 103 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,864 Well, you know, I do have a book advance. 104 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,433 How much money are we talking about? 105 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,508 It makes the sex amazing. 106 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,009 Ah. 107 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,700 Minsky. 108 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,101 I can help. 109 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,805 I'm dying. 110 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,640 I need... 111 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,280 No. 112 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,317 It's too late for me. 113 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,553 You must find a way to get word back. 114 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,458 Let them know, it wasn't all... 115 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,894 For nothing. 116 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,498 I can help! 117 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:39,279 "Get word back," the captain had told him. 118 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:40,914 But how? 119 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,451 Thus began the wander of the Android minsky. 120 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,788 He was a prototype, singular in his design, 121 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,322 created to observe and record, 122 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,824 his programming not yet complete. 123 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,126 A child, in other words. 124 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,295 Folks, we've begun 125 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,764 our descent to Los Angeles, 126 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,599 where the current weather is a beautiful 72 degrees. 127 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,611 Is that a typo? 128 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,681 Sorry? 129 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,850 The "why" is spelled wrong. 130 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,019 It's a kind of make-believe. 131 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,453 Oh. 132 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,656 Good? 133 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:26,359 Oh, there's a robot, I guess. 134 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,896 And he's wandering, looking for, uh... 135 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,965 I'm not sure, the meaning of life, I guess. 136 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,000 Oh. 137 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,836 That. Yeah. 138 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,807 I know how he feels. 139 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,844 This is my sixth flight this week. 140 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,046 Isn't it Tuesday? 141 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,715 Yeah. 142 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:55,422 You know, in the beginning, we swam, then we crawled, 143 00:10:56,189 --> 00:11:02,062 then walked, then ran, and now... 144 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,621 - Hi! Merry Christmas! - Hi. 145 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,495 Are you here for the convention of Santa claus? 146 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,658 Why do you... 147 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,029 No. I'm not. 148 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,298 By the hour then, or... 149 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,867 - What? - Nothing. 150 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,301 Um, single room, one night? 151 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,270 I'm not sure how long I'll be here. 152 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,539 Uh, room 203. Very nice room. Very nice. 153 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,909 It's got air conditioning. You can smell the ocean. 154 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,510 There's a view? 155 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,080 No. There's a smell. At low tide. 156 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,814 Oh. 157 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,852 What the heck? 158 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,020 Stop! 159 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,889 Stop! 160 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,414 Red Honda. I got the plate number. 161 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,515 Yeah, that'll help. 162 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,051 So, what'd he look like, the, uh, bag thief? 163 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,054 Kinda older white male, 5'9". 164 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,755 Uh, green pants. 165 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,959 Green, what do you... Elf pants. 166 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,529 They're having a Santa conference. 167 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,432 Not sure why they chose here. 168 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,234 Any valuables in the bag? 169 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,202 Not really. Mostly flannel. 170 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,737 Think I'll get it back? 171 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,272 I wouldn't hold your breath. 172 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,110 Hey, while I got you, I got some info I need run. 173 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,912 Oh, yeah, we don't do that. 174 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,714 Sorry, I should've clarified. I'm law enforcement also, 175 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,416 up Minnesota. 176 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,517 Minnesota? 177 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,386 Exactly. Eden valley. I'm chief. 178 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,755 Or I was chief. Or, no, I still am. Anyway... 179 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,856 I thought in the spirit of 180 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,624 inter-collegial understanding... 181 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,793 See, I'm in town looking into a homicide, 182 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,429 and the victim spent some time here, back in the '70s. 183 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,935 Right. Okay, I'll tell you what. 184 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:05,272 The plate number checks out, I'll come find you. 185 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,107 Maybe even bring that suitcase. 186 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,899 - Hi, mom. - Hey, sport. 187 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,034 How's your dad's place? 188 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,069 Uh, good. 189 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,604 Dale got me an Xbox. 190 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,206 Wow. 191 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,716 That was gonna be your Christmas present. 192 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,576 I know. But he said sometimes 193 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,089 it's good to have an everyday present. 194 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,213 Haven't heard that one. 195 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,248 I'll have to tell Santa to take it off the list. 196 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,550 Mom, there's... there's no such thing as Santa. 197 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,486 There's not? I can see about nine of 'em 198 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,696 from my window right at this very... 199 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,721 Mom... 200 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,956 Eat your vegetables, okay? 201 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,425 Okay. 202 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,928 Where are you again? 203 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,731 I'm in Hollywood, California. Trying to figure out 204 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,076 what happened to your grandfather. 205 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,702 But he wasn't even really my grandfather, they said. 206 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,405 Just married to grandma for a while. 207 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,607 Well, he was something to somebody. 208 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,077 No games till your homework's done, promise? 209 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,445 Promise. 210 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,080 Okay, then. Love you. 211 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,481 Put Donny on. 212 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,451 Okay. Bye, mom. 213 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,389 Hey, chief. 214 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,325 Town still there? 215 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,293 How do you mean? 216 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,462 Oh, chief, new chief's real angry. 217 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,897 Said you didn't have permission to go. 218 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,799 Said county's not gonna pay for the trip. 219 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,468 I never asked 'em to. 220 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,781 Well, he wants you to come back. 221 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206 Found the motel from the photo. 222 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,950 Got a lead on this actress, I think, Vivian lord. 223 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:55,975 Her whereabouts. 224 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,477 Wow. 225 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,314 So, what do you want me to tell the new chief? 226 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,650 Tell him I saw the ocean and it was wet. 227 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,820 I don't know. 228 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,450 That all, hon? 229 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,519 Actually, I'm looking for Vivian. 230 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,155 Hey! Viv! 231 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,963 - Ms. Lord? - Mmm-hmm. 232 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,532 I'm chief burgle. Gloria. 233 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,177 With the Eden valley police, up Minnesota. 234 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,378 Okay if I ask you a few questions? 235 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,769 Never been to Minnesota. 236 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,971 No, I know, it's not about... This won't take long. 237 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,874 Did you know a fella, Thaddeus mobley, a writer? 238 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,311 Would've been about 35 or so years ago, 239 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,045 here in Los Angeles. 240 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:15,021 No, it's not a very clear time for me. 241 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,223 Which? 242 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,157 The '70s. 243 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,560 But you knew him? 244 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,562 Uh. 245 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,864 He had this in his... 246 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,335 In a box, so I'm thinking you must've known him pretty well. 247 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,036 Honey, 248 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,505 you know how many walls I'm on in this town? 249 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,013 Uh... 250 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,516 Homicide's the thing, with him the victim. 251 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,917 So, it matters. 252 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,355 Look, what's your name? 253 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,556 Gloria. 254 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,891 Gloria. 255 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,194 I'm 29 years sober. 256 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,463 - Long time. - Mmm. 257 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,133 Before that, I wasn't. 258 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,839 So, even if I knew this guy, 259 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,075 it's basically nothing but a dream. 260 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,314 Is there anyone else I can talk to? 261 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:15,915 I'm not a snitch. 262 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:16,949 No. That's not... 263 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,586 For information, I'm saying. 264 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,623 See, he was my stepdad. Sort of, for a time. 265 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,925 And my son, not that that matters... 266 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,462 A homicide is a homicide, but still, the personal angle. 267 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,833 Hmm. 268 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,603 My order's up. 269 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,806 Sure. Well, I'm at the Hollywood premiere motel. 270 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,474 If you change your mind, give me a call. 271 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,210 Officer hunt? 272 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,513 - Oh, hey. Gloria, right? - Yeah. 273 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,247 Yeah, pop a squat. 274 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,649 Can I get two beers? 275 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,485 - You want two beers? - Um... 276 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,152 Think I'll just have a diet pop. 277 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,722 "Diet pop." 278 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,924 You're... you're too much. 279 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,862 Hey, so after we talked, I tried, uh... 280 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,398 I tried to friend you on Facebook. 281 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,065 I don't use that. 282 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,403 Really? You don't use Facebook? 283 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,572 You're kidding me. Everybody's on Facebook. It's Facebook. 284 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,886 Could you stop saying "Facebook"? 285 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,877 I got 352 friends. 286 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,879 Most of 'em I don't even know. 287 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,382 But... oh, and this one time, I met this chick, 288 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,751 - she was smoking hot. - Mmm. 289 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,920 Then she turned out to be 290 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,723 a Nigerian man who wanted money. 291 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,926 But, uh... 292 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,762 I live in a small town. 293 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,265 You gotta be on Facebook, though. 294 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,676 You know, 'cause it's like a small town. 295 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,701 Uh-huh. 296 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,403 Only online. 297 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,205 You know, so you check in, you can post photos. 298 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:56,275 You know, connect? Right? 'Cause who has time for... 299 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,944 Yeah. 300 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647 I'll, uh, check that out. 301 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,782 Yeah! 302 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:04,984 Yeah. 303 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,823 So, did you find anything? 304 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,960 Huh? 305 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,063 About when I called before, 306 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,741 asked you to look up that fella, Thaddeus mobley, 307 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,500 lived here in the 1970s? 308 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,436 Right. Yes. No, of course. Yeah, I... I checked on that. 309 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,771 Nothing came up. 310 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,641 So, he was, what? Like, your dad? 311 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510 Sorta. 312 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,781 You're a real chatterbox, huh? 313 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,616 I can't get a word in edgewise with you. 314 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,117 Good thing you're so hot! 315 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,119 Charm police? 316 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,354 I got a major felon right here. 317 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,757 I'm only teasing you, though. 318 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,526 You don't got teasing in Minnesota? 319 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,696 I don't sound like that, do I? 320 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,265 I mean, yeah. 321 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,670 Look, uh, I'm just... I'm just kidding with you. 322 00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:00,172 Can you relax? Maybe have a beer. 323 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,974 Ugh. 324 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,176 I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool. 325 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,345 - You got kids? - I gotta take a shit. 326 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:24,897 You again. 327 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,134 Six flights before Tuesday? 328 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,736 Right. What are the odds? 329 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,303 I never ask. 330 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,907 - Paul marrane. - Uh, Gloria burgle. 331 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,375 Ah. 332 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,644 What do you do, Gloria? 333 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,911 I'm in law enforcement. 334 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:40,680 Oh. 335 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,649 - Like the police? - Exactly. 336 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,651 I'm chief in Eden valley. Or, was chief. 337 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,452 We're being swallowed by the county, 338 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,621 so hierarchy's a little unclear at present. 339 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,689 Oh. 340 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:50,723 Married or divorced? 341 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,191 I'm sorry? 342 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,893 Your finger. 343 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,729 You used to wear a ring. Now you don't. 344 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,966 Divorced. Or, not yet, but... 345 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,067 Anyway... 346 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:03,770 Uh. 347 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,373 Before he goes off to war, 348 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:11,277 a soldier gives his wife a bill of divorce. 349 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:15,582 He says, "dear, this is your bill of divorce." 350 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,685 "If I don't return within 12 months," 351 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,921 "it becomes effective from this moment onward." 352 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,258 Meaning that, if he dies, 353 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,095 they've been divorced the whole time he was gone. 354 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:33,766 If he returns, they were always married. 355 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,801 Huh. 356 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,036 That's like a... Ah, what do you... 357 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,537 I'm my own grandpa. 358 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:43,242 Which means, if you really think about it, 359 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:47,580 for the entire year, she was married and divorced. 360 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,416 Well, we got a hearing next month, 361 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,089 so, probably won't have to wait that long. 362 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,352 Ah. Good. 363 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,263 All right, keep walking, dipshit. This one's mine. 364 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,456 Uh, no. That's not... We know each other. 365 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,125 All right. 366 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,637 Look, I'm just gonna cut to the chase here, gorgeous. 367 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:02,995 Am I getting laid tonight or what? 368 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,833 What. 369 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,169 Cool. Thanks for the beer. 370 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,495 "From small beginnings, big things arise," 371 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,865 thought the Android minsky. 372 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:48,835 "Energy became matter, matter became life." 373 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:52,038 "Bacteria to amoeba, amoeba to amphibian," 374 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,539 "amphibian to man." 375 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,711 "Living and dying in numbers too large to calculate." 376 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,053 Orphaned and alone, 377 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,722 he traveled the earth as centuries passed. 378 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,859 Millennia. A being in search of meaning. 379 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:23,335 Each century, he would have to stop and recharge. 380 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,738 In those hours he was vulnerable to attack. 381 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,240 Hold him still! 382 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,409 - I can help! - Watch him. 383 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,546 I can help! 384 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,339 Hi. 385 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,443 I'm looking for information on a writer. 386 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,311 He would've worked here in the '70s. 387 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,180 - Union? - Uh, pardon? 388 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,982 Was he in the union? 389 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:45,584 I don't know. He wrote books mostly. 390 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,854 The writer's guild doesn't represent book writers. 391 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,522 Well, that seems like an oversight. 392 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:51,958 Name? 393 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,359 Uh, Gloria burgle. 394 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:56,528 - His name is Gloria... - No. Sorry. That's my name. 395 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,697 He was Thaddeus mobley. 396 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,302 Wait here. 397 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,556 Howard, there's someone here to see you. 398 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,270 Gladys? 399 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:15,274 No, Mr. Zimmerman, it's... I'm Gloria burgle. 400 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,078 I'm sorry, could you repeat that? 401 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,295 I'm a police officer. 402 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,243 I had a few questions for you about 403 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,169 a writer you worked with back in 1975. 404 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,736 Thaddeus mobley. 405 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,708 He wrote a script for you called the planet wyh, 406 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,477 a science fiction film? 407 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,747 And, well, he was the victim of some malfeasance recently, 408 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,549 and I'm just trying to connect the dots here. 409 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,785 I know he was writing a movie for you, 410 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:02,321 and then, I don't know, something happened. 411 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,670 Do I know about... 412 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,499 And now? 413 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:33,745 Excuse me. 414 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,083 Uh, i'm... does anybody else visit Mr. Zimmerman? 415 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,085 He mentioned a woman named Gladys. 416 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,719 - She died. - Oh. 417 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:43,322 He's been here a long time, since the accident. 418 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,990 Say more about that. 419 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,458 I don't know. It's before my time. 420 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,494 But what I heard is 421 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,737 they thought he was gonna be a vegetable, 422 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,130 he was messed up so bad. 423 00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,853 Though his sensors recorded the data, 424 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,055 the numbers had become meaningless. 425 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,794 From his remove, he watched civilizations rise and fall. 426 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:28,300 Hope became despair, became hope, became despair. 427 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,106 From time to time, the technology existed 428 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,142 to send word back to his home world. 429 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:39,378 But by now, there was no one left to respond. 430 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,779 I can help! 431 00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:01,133 And then, one day, something happened. 432 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,341 I can help! 433 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:47,946 Hey. 434 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,648 You should've called, baby. I got company. 435 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:50,882 You got any coke? 436 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,050 It's just, I got nothing. 437 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,153 They're gonna kick me out of the motel soon, and I just... 438 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,756 Thaddeus, my boy. 439 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,361 Why is he here? 440 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,495 What... what are you... 441 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,706 You're not gonna cry, are you? 442 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,731 What? No! 443 00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,234 Of course he's not gonna cry. 444 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,503 Thaddeus is a big boy. He's seen the world. 445 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:13,672 I want my money! 446 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,508 Well, certainly. Of course you do. 447 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,410 And, by rights, you should have it. 448 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:19,878 But I'm afraid 449 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,671 the rather unfortunate fact of the matter is, 450 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,583 it's all gone. 451 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,117 What... what? 452 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,886 Told you he's crying. 453 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,255 I... I'm not crying. 454 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,189 Listen to me. Bubee, relax. 455 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,158 I understand. These are hard lessons. 456 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,260 But you know what? 457 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,528 You're gonna thank us one day. 458 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:38,397 Us? What... I... 459 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,931 - I thought we were... - What? 460 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,234 In love? 461 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,104 I used you, asshole. Don't you get it? 462 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,939 Harsh. Too harsh, my love. 463 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:49,941 Let the boy down easy. 464 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,578 Can't you see he has a genuine fondness for you? 465 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,680 You know, just shut up. I... I need to think. 466 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,782 What? You need it in braille? 467 00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:58,793 Nobody asked you to come here 468 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,919 with your stupid face and your sad eyes. 469 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,421 Love. 470 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,623 You're a piggy bank. 471 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,125 You know what? Uh... 472 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,803 I think it's probably best if you were to go. 473 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,429 I mean, she's obviously quite upset. 474 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,963 Don't touch me! 475 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:14,900 Kid, relax. 476 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,802 Come on. It's fine. 477 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,904 I mean, you got played, that's all. 478 00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:19,938 You're young. 479 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,316 Believe me, you're gonna get over it. 480 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,884 And you know what? The truth of the matter is, 481 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,142 we did you a favor. 482 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,512 It's a hard, hard world out there. 483 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,847 You need to develop a tougher shell, my friend. 484 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,149 Jesus, Howie. Just get rid of him already. 485 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,218 - No! - Kid. 486 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,286 No. 487 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,721 - Kid. - No. 488 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,255 No! 489 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,028 Everybody's got a role to play. 490 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,632 Yours is to cough up the cheddar and then screw. 491 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:48,934 You understand? 492 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,536 I don't hear you. 493 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,003 Yes! 494 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,149 You see that? 495 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,118 Turns out he's reasonable. He's really a nice kid. 496 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,223 Ahh! 497 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:13,525 Stop! 498 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:15,927 Ahh. 499 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,975 You're a bad person! 500 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,218 I never saw him again. 501 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,722 So, that was the accident. 502 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,224 Zimmerman. You conned him. 503 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,364 Did he... do you think Zimmerman would have... 504 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:56,067 Maybe he wanted revenge and he hired someone, or he... 505 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,541 No. 506 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,012 It's just a story. 507 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,418 None of this has anything to do with... 508 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,760 Okay. 509 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,438 He was right. 510 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,274 I am a bad person. 511 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,547 Yet he wasn't so good either. 512 00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,786 Okay. Um... 513 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,001 Shit. 514 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,699 Okay, folks, in a few minutes, 515 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:15,843 we'll be beginning our descent into Minneapolis-Saint Paul 516 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,637 where the temperature is a balmy 23 degrees. 517 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,766 Unit m-n-s-k-y. 518 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,100 I can help! 519 00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:52,437 We, the federation of united planets, 520 00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,273 want to honor you for your service. 521 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,442 We downloaded your data recorder 522 00:42:57,475 --> 00:42:59,544 and found that you have been functional 523 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,815 for 2.38 million years. 524 00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:06,718 We believe this makes you the oldest sentient being 525 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,187 in the history of the universe. 526 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,660 You have seen the birth of planets, 527 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:17,262 the death of worlds. 528 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,464 You have ridden on the tail of a comet, 529 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:22,300 have journeyed to the heart of the sun. 530 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,002 Your data will help us 531 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:27,605 decode the very fabric of the universe. 532 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,975 I can help! 533 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,011 You have helped, my metal friend. 534 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:36,648 But now your service is complete. 535 00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:40,618 It is time to shut yourself down. 536 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:47,859 I can help! 537 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:45,751 Arby's? 538 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,352 Okay. 539 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:50,989 You just appear every time a person says arby's? 540 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,590 Oh, are you guys going for arby's? 541 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:53,925 Maybe. 542 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,894 Hey, uh, chief. Old chief... 543 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,428 You gotta stop calling me that. 544 00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:59,731 Sorry. Just... Got a call on the radio. 545 00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:01,833 They've pulled some prints from ennis'. 546 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,068 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 547 00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:06,204 Ran it through the... What do you... database? 548 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:07,437 - Got a match. - You don't say. 549 00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:09,741 Yeah. Maurice lefay. 550 00:45:09,775 --> 00:45:11,542 Now, that don't sound Russian, 551 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:13,912 but I showed his photo to Earl, and he was like, 552 00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:18,283 "yeah, that's our man," so, out of, uh, St. cloud. 553 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,586 Well, now, what do you know. 554 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,641 We should maybe drive up there after arby's. 555 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:26,257 Dead, apparently. 556 00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:27,759 The... who? 557 00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:28,794 Suspect. Lefay. 558 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,595 Some kinda freak accident. 559 00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:33,198 Air conditioner fell on him, just... 560 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,100 Like a pancake. 561 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,535 And him on parole for some pretty nasty stuff, too. 562 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,904 Not in front of the boy. 563 00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,806 - Mom, I'm old enough. - Not even close. 564 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,908 An air conditioner, in winter? 565 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,509 That's what I thought. 566 00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:47,121 Well, if he's dead, I don't suppose 567 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,279 he's going anywhere. 568 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,057 Probably we should have a milkshake, 569 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,417 maybe some curly fries, ponder all future moves. 570 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,487 We may solve this thing yet.